He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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