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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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