I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I currently don't understand fingers.
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