problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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