O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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