but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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