And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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