Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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