when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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