As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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