Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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