My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
handjob tips. give me some.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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