My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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