your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
one might say we're banned from that church
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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