How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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