Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i already hear my dad disowning me
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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