I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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