There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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