i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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