we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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