Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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