Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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