you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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