we're blogging at a bar
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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