Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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