that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i drank out of a bidet.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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