found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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