How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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