Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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