yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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