bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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