we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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