Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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