Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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