I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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