Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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