the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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