let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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