wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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