i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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