Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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