dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
