I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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