I wannas sexs uuuuu
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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