I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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