I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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