Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Randomize
