Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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