Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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