Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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