Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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