Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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