Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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I have post one night stand depression
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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