I don't think brook has ever known best
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
this hospital has no fireball
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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