Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Help me help you realize you are a moron
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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