I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I need water and some morals
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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