please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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