i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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